What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 02:34

Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How can I get over a break up?
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
No way
What are the main issues that have historically and currently divided Republicans and Democrats?
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...