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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 02:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

To those people in the world who have access to universal healthcare, what experiences could you share with Americans in order for us to understand how it affects your life (positively or negatively)?

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How can I get over a break up?

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Is it common for female doctors to examine male patients without another nurse present? Is there a difference in protocol for nurses and physician assistants?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do Trump supporters believe Trump should deport the immigrants? These people you call "illegal immigrants" have lived here for many years, they have houses, jobs, how can you think they will just go back to their country, where they have nothing?

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What causes tension between liberals and conservatives? Is it purely based on ideological differences or are there other factors at play?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

What are the consequences of being addicted to something? Is it considered wrong to have an addiction?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

No way

What are the main issues that have historically and currently divided Republicans and Democrats?

So they tried

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

How did you as a human being change while growing up?